Ender's room of tranquility

yeah so here i am, in the slifer red of zero duel academy. ill have various anime playing on the big screen 24/7 you are more than welcome to join me, just keep it down. (and yes i do take requests)

slacking off again ender. keep this up and you will need a private tutor to pass this semester

ha not gonna happen, why would i ever want to graduate

all you new people need to hurry up and test so i can go back to my nice quiet life

hope you like the non-peace room lol

if that is the case I must activate the shrinkey self destruct and. Rebuild the dorm later

so how many tomb stones is that then? i need to place an order before you blow up a building with people inside it

Lol.none, ill give them a ten minute head start to gtfo

hahahaha

hmmm

If they live then they will get transferred to a different dorm so Iwont have to see em

i have no intention on staying inside im gonna be running as fast as i can as far as i can

only thing is that there is noone in a higher dorm except me

exactly Draco. I'm coming after you and the knights. But, there will be people in higher dorms soon enough. maybe. btw, you would not escape if i tied you down Ender. lol. if you use the "self-destruct button" ill make sure you have to stay and be in there. haha

lol, well said except you forgot that he is a master escape artist

if you want to talk smack to draco do it somewhere else

Why on earth would I activate the self destruct if there was some reason I couldn't escape

this is becoming less and less like trolling and more ans=d more like death threats. so due to the excessive hating i will be locking this thread for a day

4 months later im unlocking my dorm room cause draco forgot to do it....
now i can stop sleeping in the hallway

How do you think I feel? I don't even know if I have a room! I live in a cave. Granted its science-y in there but still...

its not my fault you never made a room, you can do that any time you want

Umm, actually Lloyd has been forbidden the right to create a room, due to the nature of his experiments it has been deemed safer to bring the furniture to his cave.

Well that explains why they delivered a sofa to my cave...
I never even ordered one of those.

well at least he saves a bundle on heating/ac

Nah I just have to try and make due with the heat coming from this random magma pool I found in the back of the cave.

Sweet, I can use that to heat the hot tub

A hot tub in my lab? That would get awkward. I could be doing an experiment with Acid Golem and I'd hate for it to dissolve some skin, other than my assistants of course. Sorry Steve.

no, i mean pump the water down to heat it, not put the actual tub there. plus we could power the whole dorm with geothermal energy.

Huh, and here I was worried when lava suddenly burst up from my floor. It's actually a good thing it burnt down my home entertainment system!

ill have maintenance replace it in the morning

Maintenance does TV sets? How much funding does this school have?

i use the profits from the strip club to fund the dorm repairs and stuff like that

I like trains

Trains are awesome

and we have success

Oh you mean this room? . you're just to easy Ender, that's why I haven't even tried anything. lol. maybe I should start...

but you didn't take into account the fact that i can lock the door any time i want